Let's buy some souvenirs

Dutch woman: Have seen enough beach for today, let’s buy some souvenirs!

Dutch man: okay...

Lady is worth at least 20 camels

Egyptian salesman: Hello! Where are you from?

Dutch man: Hi, we are from Holland!



Egyptian salesman thinks: Hey, nice lady!
Is worth at least 20 camels!

Yes, that's Holland

Egyptian salesman seeing the couple approach his shop: I love Holland! Oh, nice! good people! “Hoe gaat het?” "Kijken niet kopen" Cruyf?, Gullit?

Dutch woman thinks: Dumbo!
Dutch man to salesman: Yes, that’s Holland.

He is consulting her??

Egyptian salesman: I have nice pictures! For Holland special price! $10

Dutch man: Which one do you like?

Dutch woman: I like this one, but he asks to much!

Egyptian salesman: What??? He is consulting her, a woman??? $10 to much? Did I ask her something???

Shut up lady. I'm not talking to you

Dutch woman: You are asking to much! $2 is a good price!

Egyptian salesman thinks: Shut up lady! I am not talking to YOU, but to HIM!

Egyptian salesman says: $10 is special price for you Mister! I love Holland!

Crazy Dutchmen!

Dutch woman thinks: Why does he neglect me????

Dutch woman says: I take this one, but only for $2,

Egyptian salesman: Very special price for you MISTER! $9, good quality!

Dutch man: No, as my wife says, $2, otherwise we go…



Egyptian salesman thinks: As my wife says??? Crazy Dutchmen!

Special price for you only mister!

Dutch woman thinks: Neglecting me? Don’t think so!

Dutch woman says: No. That price is too high! We go, we will buy it somewhere else!

Egyptian salesman thinks: Annoying girl! She is too smart….

Egyptian salesman says: No, no, wait, $3 special price for you only mister!

Dutch woman says: OK, for $3 we will buy

A good job!

Dutch man: Haha, well you did a good job lady!

Dutch woman: Haha, did you see his face, when I was talking? I think he found me quite annoying! He certainly is not used to negotiating with woman!

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